Awkward Family Mini Session
If the thought of family photos makes you say, “We are painfully awkward,” then these awkward family mini session in Snoqualmie Valley were absolutely created for you. This is not polished. This is not perfectly posed. This is 90s JC Penney energy in the best way possible — inside my private Fall City studio in the Snoqualmie Valley.
Think denim on denim. Neon windbreakers. Matching turtlenecks. Dramatic hand-on-shoulder poses. The more serious your face, the better.
You don’t need to know what to do. You don’t need well-behaved kids. You just need a willingness to lean into the chaos. You can reserve your time here.
About an Awkward Family Mini Session
An awkward family mini session is a 30-minute, studio-based portrait experience designed to be intentionally ridiculous, wildly fun, and just the right amount of cringe. Schedule here.
We’ll recreate the most iconic 90s family portrait poses you can imagine — shot on a solid white backdrop for maximum nostalgic impact. Stiff arms? Yes. Forced smiles? Maybe. Over-the-top intensity? Absolutely.
This is your permission to:
- Wear head-to-toe denim
- Bring that neon jumpsuit
- Tease your bangs sky-high
- Channel your inner mall portrait model
These sessions are perfect if:
- Your partner “hates photos” but loves sarcasm
- Your kids are goofy
- You want something wildly different than the usual outdoor session
- You appreciate humor more than perfection
- You have a group of friends that are actually a bit fun to hang out with
Snoqualmie Valley Studio Location
Sessions take place indoors in my Fall City studio, right here in the Snoqualmie Valley. It’s a safe space where you can unleash your weird without the neighbors witnessing just how awkward your group truly is.
And yes — your dog can come too.
The studio setting keeps everything controlled, simple, and hilariously focused on you. No distractions. Just white backdrop, bold outfits, and unapologetic awkwardness.
How the Booking Process Works
Everything is clear. No surprises. No hidden steps.
Step 1: Reserve Your Spot
A $150 non-refundable retainer secures your 30-minute session date and time. Book NOW
Step 2: Your 30-Minute Session
You arrive on time. We dive straight into iconic 90s-inspired poses. I’ll guide you through the awkwardness, but if you bring your own ideas thats cool too.
The goal is simple: make it fun and slightly uncomfortable in the most memorable way possible.
Step 3: Zoom Ordering Appointment
After reserving your session, you’ll receive an email to schedule your Zoom ordering appointment. This will take place 2–3 days after your photoshoot. On Zoom, like I said.
This is when you see your images and decide what you’d like to purchase.
You don’t choose beforehand. You don’t guess. You buy what you love.
Pricing & Collections
A minimum collection is selected during your ordering appointment.
Minimum Collection
5 High-Resolution Digital Files – $350 (after $150 retainer applied. Remaining balance: $200)
Additional Digital Files
1 File – $100
5 Files – $350
Matted Prints (of purchased digitals)
11×14 Matted Print (8×10 image) – $75
8×10 Matted Print (5×7 image) – $45
Full Collection Digital Package (up to 30 images)
$2,100 Value – $1,200
Awkward Family Mini Session in Snoqualmie Valley
If you’ve been avoiding photos because your family is “too awkward,” this awkward family mini session in the Snoqualmie Valley is your moment. Inside my Fall City studio, you’re free to be your weirdest, most outrageous selves — and the neighbors will never know.
With a simple $150 retainer, a guided 30-minute studio session, and a Zoom ordering appointment 2–3 days later, the process is easy from start to finish.
Spots are limited. So book now!
Dust off the denim. Bring the neon. Let’s make it awkward.
And if awkward isn’t your thing. No worries. You can book a full session with me and we will bring your vision to life.
